Family, Annoying, Relatable, Awkward and Racism: C/A unt

C/A unt

By Anonymous - 04/01/2023 03:00

Today, I had to listen to my ridiculously judgmental aunt bitching about how America “let a criminal back onto the streets” because Brittney Griner (or “that bitch”, as she called her) “couldn’t be a decent person”. I can’t believe I share DNA with this cunt. FML

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By you’re one to talk! - 26/06/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I reluctantly went to a family get together. My nosy aunt decided to try to lecture me on why I should spank my kids. That’s great coming from a woman who was a teen mom, had kids with 3 different guys, and now has grown kids that hate her guts. Yeah I truly need lessons on how to be a mom. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex mother-in-law stupidly made an offhand comment, so I got my kids DNA tested. NONE, I repeat NONE of them is mine. When I think of the thousands I’ve paid in child support I’ll never get back, and now my own mother thinks I’m an asshole for refusing to pay any further. FML

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Girly bunch of giggle girls

By read the damn room - 23/08/2022 04:00

Today, my mother went on a misogynistic tirade about how girls are backstabbing bitches, and nothing but trouble. She continued saying how she wishes my sister and I would make more guy friends, and stop being so damn girly all the time. Umm… has she forgotten who she gave birth to? FML

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Family values

By family sucks! - 06/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I ran into my aunt I hadn’t seen since I was a child. My mom told me she took off and stopped speaking to everyone. After lunch, I asked her why she left. She said our whole family ostracized her for aborting her abusive husband’s baby and divorcing him instead of "making it work." FML

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More details please

By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 02:01

Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 11:00

Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML

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Lovely, just lovely

By subhuman inbred - 08/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my mom called me a “subhuman inbred.” All because I was fidgeting during church without realizing I was doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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Emotional support

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 08:00

Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 4 January 2023 7:28

She committed a misdemeanor that a Russian would just pay a fine. Her crime was being American just before Putin's war crime spree.

sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 4 January 2023 5:14

The Russian government claims she committed a crime. She agreed with them in court because they punish you even more if you don't plead guilty and agree that you did what they say you did. I guess it all depends on if you believe the Russian government or not.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 4 January 2023 4:13

Technically, she did commit a crime in some way shape or form. But I agree she could've committed much worse than drugs. Your holier-than-thou aunt needs to stuff it.

sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 4 January 2023 5:14

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 4 January 2023 7:28

She committed a misdemeanor that a Russian would just pay a fine. Her crime was being American just before Putin's war crime spree.

sch00ln3rd 9

Wednesday 4 January 2023 5:04

YLS but try and stay away from toxic family members as much as possible.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 5 January 2023 18:10

Weird thing to feel strongly about. Did Britney steal her man or something?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 8 January 2023 23:12

I mean, the trade-off wasn't even a good one. Russia gets a terrorist back while we get a basketball player? Yet a veteran has been there for how many years and he's still there? What's so great about Griner, anyway? She did something illegal and got punished. That's how it's supposed to be. I do NOT think she was worth releasing a terrorist for.