Work: Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 18:00

Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML

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Realorange 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:36

that is ******* disgusting fyl

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:37

Stop using those with aluminium in it. That could be the problem.

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:09

Why didn't you go to the bathroom and wash it off or ask your boss if you could go get some benedryl? I mean, i'd rather have b.o for one day than raw, bloody armpits that I probably won't be able to put deodorant on for a few days. Fyl and all, but next time, just think that shit through and tell your boss, they should let you take enough time to fix your problem at least.