Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
Today, I'd started dialysis and the cap at the end of my PD tube came off. It’s meant to stop infection, and it’s filled with betadine. I said I had to go to the office. My teacher wouldn’t let me, so I walked out of class. I got detention for trying to prevent getting a major infection. FML
Today, my college roommate is a Studio Art major. For a project, she brought home a pig's intestine to keep in our tiny dorm room freezer. FML
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john_bell 0
Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.
kitties_fml 12
dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI
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playmymusic90 0
y would u spray some random liquid in ur face anyway? it's not lyk urine should hav surprised u... it probably would hav been grosser if it was some kind of random stomach acid thing...
lolwatlol 0
And what exactly did you think it was?
Shyman4ever 0
Why are you disecting pigs in the middle if a flu pandemic?
russianredgirl 0
hahahaha you dont catch swine flu from pigs, they have pig H1N1 but we have a different version sheesssh
Diogen 0
Fake. Dead specimen - won't squirt, just ooze. Bladder? Not usually part of the kidney specimens. Kidney itself? Channels urine to the ureter via renal pelvis, which if you opened the kidney was already drained. Prepared specimen won't have urine anywhere in it. For the record: I'm a biology teacher who did this same dissection in class today for my homeostasis unit.
Bansheethekilla 2
umm dumbaass, not if the contents are underpressure.
Bdellophobic 0
HAHA. I dissected an entire pig fetus in Biology. It was pretty nasty.
xdevotchkax 0
do you enjoy bacon? yeah? karma. it's a bitch.
mercury42 0
Not fake. I'm a Bio teacher and this happens rather often. Yes, the blood is emptied out to make room for dissection fluid but the urinary bladder, stomach and intestined often still contain what was there when the animal died. My class dissected bullfrogs last year and found crayfish claws and even pieces of bullfrogs in the stomachs. Gross, but very true.
iKaite 0
Hawt.
mercury42 0
Seriously? the damn pig was already dead. It's not like OP beat it over the head and cut it open while it was still alive! Moron.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
wow
Bansheethekilla 2
This remidneds me of the time in my biology class. Ihad to cut open a frog with my best friend and when i was opening the rib cage a huge amount of juice squirted into my right eye. it was so nasty. and smelly