Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
Today, I'd started dialysis and the cap at the end of my PD tube came off. It’s meant to stop infection, and it’s filled with betadine. I said I had to go to the office. My teacher wouldn’t let me, so I walked out of class. I got detention for trying to prevent getting a major infection. FML
Today, my college roommate is a Studio Art major. For a project, she brought home a pig's intestine to keep in our tiny dorm room freezer. FML
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john_bell 0
Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.
kitties_fml 12
dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI
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hotpinklovee 0
I had to dissect a cat for A&P and yes the bladders still have urine in them. The intestines also still have feces in them. Also, if you cut it open at just the right angle, it is very possible to squirt whatever was inside the organ. I just hope you had the kidneys in a dissecting pan and you were wearing gloves and goggles.
greenrapsody 0
everyone saying the "fluids are drained" yada yada have obviously never dissected a whole animal before. yes, they drain the blood. but no, they don't drain organs individually. that would take way too long and damage the body too much. all the subjects have mashed up food in their stomachs, shit in the intestines and piss in the bladders. it's an animal. god. and OP: that really does suck. I do shit like that all the time lol
Silentknight 0
swine flu.
XxKILLR8RxX 0
YDI for having a biology class
roflwafflez 0
KILL FROM THE GRAVE!
roflwafflez 0
KILL FROM THE GRAVE!
blindwhisper 0
i thought he said he dissected a kidney, not the bladder. IDY for not requesting some guidelines and poking the wrong thing lol
hotpinklovee 0
IDY = Fail.
saucey12 1
what happen to the good old days when they use to give you a frog to dissect. I never ran into any problems...
CLICKHEREx 0
The only thing worse than being pissed on by a dead pig is being pissed on by a live one. Or an elephant.
begeru 0
I was expecting some other kind of liquid to come out, I guess my sexual fantasy will have to wait a bit longer.