Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML
Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency, and that I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom had ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML
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aquaeyedsiren 0
aren't we supposed to not cry over spilt milk?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well yeah! She's the one who has to clean ip that mess, right! Jk hope you're ok, op!
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Comments (119)
taerts 9
I hope she understands how dangerous seizures can be. Talk to her about it :/
AlaskaKid95 7
My grandma has epilepsy and has seizures daily that aren't serious. I know there's different types of seizures, but if you can get on FML it probably wasn't very serious.
iamyummylicious 14
Or it happened a few days or weeks ago?
DocBastard 40
You should seize your mother by the shirt, shake her vigorously, and ask her why she's so clueless.
rattusrattus 19
That's unsympathetic even by some of my family members' standards. And I had to drink off milk for two weeks because they wouldn't believe me when I said it tasted funny.
EpicSquishii 21
Why did you HAVE to drink it?
rattusrattus 19
Because I was six years old? Parents make you eat your greens, tidy your room, drink your milk...
FMLsOhilarious 6
Well who wants a milk stain on their floor?
xRachel_Jx 5
Obviously not op's mum. :D
jerjy1 5
you'll be okay, but then you need a clean house when you go back home. your mom is probably thinking about that. lol
gonad_gobbler 1
"spilt my milk over the floor" so did you spill your milk on the floor? spill it all over the floor? or literally spill it over the floor, which I'm still trying to comprehend what would look like.
akallaan 7
I see what you did there. :P
gracehi 33
You didn't happen to break a foot recently, did you?
akallaan 7
You mean pseudo-seizure....
pedosmurf 7
Was it fun?
dogluver900 2
Are you kidding how would you like to have a seizure? I don't get them but I wouldnt wish one on my worst enemy!