Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML
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Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML
Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency, and that I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom had ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML
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aquaeyedsiren 0
aren't we supposed to not cry over spilt milk?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well yeah! She's the one who has to clean ip that mess, right! Jk hope you're ok, op!
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Comments (119)
kickXrocksX4 3
Lol I cant help but laugh at tht but it does suck
waterboy14 7
The fact that is an especially debilitating expression that should be edited out of every sentence in which it occurs
ACKBAN12 5
My brother has Epilepsy and my mom would never do that! Sorry bout the seizure. : (
AZ99er 0
I'm sorry sweetie. Your mom sounds like a horrible, thoughtless p.o.s. I would never do that to my kids..
Draconus1984 1
I have epilepsy, I can feel your pain. I had a seizure in the shower and my friend (who later became my boyfriend then fiancé) discovered me naked in the shower.
xx000o 27
Is that short for THE-ASSHOLE-TEEN????
at0micmin3r 23
Man alive... ._. Hope you take care of yourself!
tara805 0
We just out here tryna function
Twitboy3000 2
I'm sorry that happened man, but you know what they say, Don't cry over spilled milk!
simsgirlgem 25
Are you F-ing serious the fact there is milk on the floor is worse than your child having a seizure