Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
jwshrieky tells us more.
It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Joshawott 21
Now watch him not call you back. ZING!
GoWithTheFro 10
Did you get the job?
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Comments (156)
poopnuts 0
Lesson here? Don't be a $kAnk hhoore
l0v3p4in 7
"Up for a second date?" Shyly smiling cutely.
Hadesas 0
How much did u get paid
sjjohnson15 0
Now you know how to get a raise! ;)
dorky_lette 5
karma strikes again!! haha
Mr_west27 7
Sweet regrets
SAgirl 23
I guess he will... call back? Oh wait, snap!
ladyLALAA 29
I love it! It would have been just as bad for him. Minus the whole power side of things.
marcuslee1990 0
I bet you got the job. He had sex with you means he thinks your sexy, hot!
monsterofthapuss 3
i bet you charmed you way back into his good graces if a girl ****** me and left i would want some more of that honey