Intimacy: Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until... - FML

By jwshrieky - 05/01/2012 16:00 - Canada

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Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

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jwshrieky 0

Friday 6 January 2012 3:23

It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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Joshawott 21

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:53

Now watch him not call you back. ZING!

GoWithTheFro 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:48

Did you get the job?

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JJBADGE10 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 18:32

It's your fault for having a one night stand

xxEternalRain 13

Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:30

THIS is why u dont have sex with people. Good job

GingerrWithSoul 6

Monday 26 August 2013 19:42

I don't feel bad for you at all. Good for you. Lesson in life: Don't be a ****.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 9 October 2013 5:18

you deserve every second you were there.

bazookajoey 27

Thursday 19 December 2013 6:15

Karma's a bitch

paula4505 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:30

Karma at its finest

rafaelmurciano 3

Thursday 12 January 2017 2:39

what cums around goes around lol

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