Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
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It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Joshawott 21
Now watch him not call you back. ZING!
GoWithTheFro 10
Did you get the job?
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ICATiger 13
Does'nt matter had sex
hardonforjesus 10
If you're gonna do it, do it properly.
TheOrangeProon 13
Doesn't matter, had sex...
hateevryone 15
i wonder did you get the job
flex_dexter 4
haha karma sucks, doesn't it
thehouseaddict 3
I dont see the problem. Guys dont mind not hearing back from a ONS
ImSoEffedUp 10
Did u give him a job....Oooopps, I mean did u get the job....?
Envythabosslady 1
All those who say this person should basically prostitute themselves for the job should be ashames of yourselves. At least I know what u would do for a job. Trust me OP there are other jobs out there.
gr8koolkat 6
Bit of a drama queen yeah?
ikickgingers 15
Spell check, ftw.
BobbieH 19
I don't think they're suggesting she prostitute herself for the job; I think it's more like she acted like a prostitute and now won't get the job.
Cavsfodawin 21
Umm how about you grow a pair, and learn the definition of a joke.
LoganBurrito 6
Look at it this way, now you have an in-depth understanding of karma. Maybe you can go back to school and major in philosophy. Then you'll have TWO job options: a philosophy professor, or the fry cooker at Burger King.
Cavsfodawin 21
This comment is hilarious because my uncle majored in Philosophy, but was retarded and didn't go back and get his P.H.D. and now works at Burger King.
badactor009 0
Did you tell him that you are a team player and work well under others?
OctoberRainfall 13
looooooool
LordOfLincoln 6
The way you treat people today will come back and bite you in the ass tomorrow. YDI.