By jwshrieky - 05/01/2012 16:00 - Canada

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Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
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jwshrieky 0

It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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hateevryone 14

i wonder did you get the job

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thehouseaddict 3

I dont see the problem. Guys dont mind not hearing back from a ONS

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Did u give him a job....Oooopps, I mean did u get the job....?

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Envythabosslady 1

All those who say this person should basically prostitute themselves for the job should be ashames of yourselves. At least I know what u would do for a job. Trust me OP there are other jobs out there.

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ikickgingers 15

Spell check, ftw.

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BobbieH 19

I don't think they're suggesting she prostitute herself for the job; I think it's more like she acted like a prostitute and now won't get the job.

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Cavsfodawin 21

Umm how about you grow a pair, and learn the definition of a joke.

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LoganBurrito 6

Look at it this way, now you have an in-depth understanding of karma. Maybe you can go back to school and major in philosophy. Then you'll have TWO job options: a philosophy professor, or the fry cooker at Burger King.

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Cavsfodawin 21

This comment is hilarious because my uncle majored in Philosophy, but was retarded and didn't go back and get his P.H.D. and now works at Burger King.

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LordOfLincoln 6

The way you treat people today will come back and bite you in the ass tomorrow. YDI.

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