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jwshrieky Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

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It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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Now watch him not call you back. ZING!

Did you get the job?

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Maybe it'll be like one of those cliche movies? :0

TheDrifter 24

Was it a "hey I know you" memory or a "Sweet lord, you're the reason I stopped drinking" memory?

It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

KiddNYC1O 22

And there's your awkward moment of the year.

I was there...remeber i video taped it for you guys ;)

everyone else who posted on this except me is a dumbass feel free to respond or thumbs down this comment. Dumbass

Did u got at it again?

Maybe you won't get the job because romantic feelings shouldn't be acted on at work. If you work there he might be tempted and it will probably be awkward for you both....eventually.

He will accept u if he like ur ....:)

Maybe he was happy you never called back.

trippythehippy 6

Shoulda have told him you would do a better job than he did. Hence why you forgot to call. And since you didn't. I'm hiring ; )