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jwshrieky Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

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It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Now watch him not call you back. ZING!

Did you get the job?

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So ur saying u had sex with him and he never had to talk to you after that? Where's the problem? He's not mad he's happy to have a little closet **** in the office

havocmike 3

****** rarely get anywhere in life once they lose their looks and charm

What a dumb ****.

I hate it when that happens. D'oh!!!

Blass_fml 2

Yea... He's not gonna call you

YDI it ***** lol

Karma's only a bitch if you are ;-)

so... he was grateful and gave you the job? because otherwise, I'm pretty sure that didn't used to be a dude o.O

..that must of been very awkward.