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jwshrieky Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

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It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D

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Now watch him not call you back. ZING!

Did you get the job?

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TheyCallMeDamien 18

He has no reason to complain he got laid.

Hahaha nice most have been a great job interview =D

Moral of the story: don't be a *****.

I guess that's one job *puts on sunglasses* you won't be doing YEEEAAAAAHHH

The moral of the story is...

Sucks to be a slewt

Well, if you got the job, then I guess it's not so bad, but if you didn't get it, you got f'd twice.

Rick_E_Fresh 0

it was meant to be :)

I hope you spend your days bringing him coffee with your nursing diploma... If he doesn't force you to do demeaning and dirty work it means he's not a man and you had every right not to call him after. If he does make your life living hell, YDI :)

Sooo....How'd it go?