Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
jwshrieky tells us more.
It was an 'Oh Jesus.. Ive had you between my legs and now you're the decider on whether or not I actually get to make money off of my brand new nursing degree' moment. :-D
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Joshawott 21
Now watch him not call you back. ZING!
GoWithTheFro 10
Did you get the job?
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Comments (156)
kickuwithmyfist 1
HAHA! What comes around goes around...oh I mean HOPE YOU GET THE JOB! *cough*
Bladian 5
That's not the saying...
Ayojedi 6
Call him and influence him to get you the job…you know what I'm talking 'bout
FalconCrunch 4
Remind him that you work well under pressure.
jwshrieky 0
You literally made me laugh my ass off!!!! Hahahahahaha!
triggerit 5
You made my day!!!
downtime 13
Literally? Really? No wonder you didn't get the job.
tylersign 11
If the sex was good, it shouldn't be an issue!
DontClickOnMe 28
I think if the sex was good, she would have called him. But I don't know, that's just what I think.
xSorry_fml 10
At least he knows you put out on the first date.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Why didnt he just call you then?
dwvork 6
You know what to do now
mommapanda 0
Kharma...what a mischievious devil it is!
bigbadtim 7
Just sleep with him again.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for being a *****