Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
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Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
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Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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Sidel 11
I get it. It's just not funny.
mboehm88 3
So you have compulsive disorder obsessive? 1. Not funny 2. Trying too hard
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Comments (126)
maosquare 18
I always tell myself that I don't have OCD. I'm just a slight perfectionist. Then I feel better momentarily.
THExistentialist 13
think this: he's obviously not big on neatness (or he would have tried to look professional and lint roll ) so if/when you get hired, your overly honed organization skills will come off as a very positive contribution to his workplace and make you look like a superstar employee. that, or you'll look like a prick for details.
tristans_gma 0
omg that would have drove me insane!!
VeganVampyre 27
I agree with you, but I don't think it's actually the people with real OCD that everyone makes fun of... it's the dumbasses that say they have OCD when they really don't just to get attention, or sound like they have a serious problem when really they're just clean freaks or germophobes that think a mental disorder sounds more important than saying they just don't like dirt because it's dirty.
SoultheWolf 19
You should really get your OCD in control. I have OCD too, and used to be as bad as yours. But through dedication (and medication) I can now, without medication control my OCD entirely. If you don't it will be very hard for you to get through life, especially dealing with people at a job. When my OCD was at my worse, I wouldn't even shake people's hands, I had washed my hands raw and had to use hand sanitizer to keep myself from damaging my hands further. I hope you can get it under control. ;(
8128523jk 5
I have to say you deserve it for buying not awesome DVDs
BeautyMonster 17
I would left after explaining how allergic you are to cats & that he must have one . Have you tried applying for permanent disability? I sympathize as I too suffer from it. Good Luck!
morganmorgan 0
Oh you have OCD? How quirky and unique of you.
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Thank you you genius bastard.
sweetbabysweet93 10
That sounds pretty hard. I know how hard it can be :( I hate OCD