Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
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Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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Sidel 11
I get it. It's just not funny.
mboehm88 3
So you have compulsive disorder obsessive? 1. Not funny 2. Trying too hard
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KusanagiStyle 3
So uh, being a neat freak and OCD are two different things. Let me demonstrate Neat freak = Wanting to tidy up his appearance with a lint roller to remove the cat hair OCD = Picking up each cat hairs by only groups of 2, never using a lint roller--EVER, and after every 5th group you needed to blow on the hairs, then resume said process until clean. Even then--do it all over again up to 5 if not 7 times.. That depends on what day it is etc etc I think you meant to say, you are a neat freak.
aaronsuxdick 1
that happens to me all the time-.-
freecp14 0
Look up anal retentiveness
CBML 7
O. C. D.
ferry12 3
Whats OCD again?
ferry12 3
Whats OCD again?
ferry12 3
Sorry 2x the same
nmlutgen 11
Don't be so dramatic.