Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
Today, I saw the allergist, suspecting a shellfish allergy. I’m allergic to corn, peanuts, oranges, oats, perch, and salmon, but not shellfish. I have a freezer full of food I bought yesterday that I can’t eat. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, after years of my very poor diet finally resulted in a long overdue health scare, I declared I must try to live healthier. Also today, I was reminded of my hypersensitive gag reflex (I'm autistic), which causes my body to vehemently protest the consumption of a variety of healthy foods. This sucks. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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Top comments
suckitsucker 0
HA! soy sorry
redbluegreen 41
People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.
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Comments (368)
ozymandias_fml 0
That's ok, now that you know, you can ditch that unhealthy lifestyle and have an excuse to eat meat again.
AntiChrist7 0
vegetarians are stupid. we eat meat for over thousands of years. YDI
Polionixon 2
#142 i was using examples. Did you read about my tiger example? It was just a generalization.
absurdliaisons 0
Thuryn!? I love you. Snickers, ftw. OP: I'm so sorry, but as 500+ other commenters have said, there are substitutes. Good luck!
ozymandias_fml 0
#241, yeah, like MEAT.
The_Master 0
that is possibly the most ironic thing i've ever heard...and it is definitely deserved. humans are mean to be OMNIvores, you tool. it's unhealthy to cut meat out of your diet. so grow up, man up, and eat a goddamn steak. you'll forget all about soy in no time at all
xox_what_now 0
Anadoll is a ******* retard She's standing up for the animals because she is one Duh
cheech_fml 0
I've been a vegetarian for almost 8 months now and I love it! I feel great, I would be pretty upset if I found out I was allergic to soy though. And why do people seem to be so offended by vegetarians, it's not hurting you in any way at all. I'm not offended that you eat meat... #245 your a jerk.
xox_what_now 0
Who's 245
platypusrex256 2
lots of people develop allergies to raw soy. lucky for you, there are soyless fake meats. how far away is whole foods?