Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No fun
Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Impressive
Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
No perch for you
Today, I saw the allergist, suspecting a shellfish allergy. I’m allergic to corn, peanuts, oranges, oats, perch, and salmon, but not shellfish. I have a freezer full of food I bought yesterday that I can’t eat. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Health kick
Today, after years of my very poor diet finally resulted in a long overdue health scare, I declared I must try to live healthier. Also today, I was reminded of my hypersensitive gag reflex (I'm autistic), which causes my body to vehemently protest the consumption of a variety of healthy foods. This sucks. FML
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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suckitsucker 0
HA! soy sorry
redbluegreen 41
People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.
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Hermyoni 0
Another reason why being a vegetarian is detrimental to your health. So go out eat a Steak and enjoy an omnivore lifestyle. Though on the upside at least now you know what's causing your acne.
xsamuraixlbx 0
I love how anyone that supports consumption of meat is considered "ignorant." Try thinking about this before you make false accusations - as far as I've seen, vegetarians tend to be very concerned for the environment. However, they're eating the plants that give off oxygen that supports life, and leaving the animals that pollute our air alive. Seems contradictory. Or the people who chose vegetarianism because they're concerned with their health - it isn't going to work. My friend has been a vegetarian for several years because she was concerned with her weight and yet she wonders why she isn't losing any. It's because the body needs protein to burn calories. Figure it out. And as for the people saying we should be more open-minded, automatically assuming anyone who consumes meat is "American" or "Republican" or "Uneducated" seems a tad hypocritical, eh? Even if you disagree with someone's lifestyle, try to have a little sympathy. OP, sorry to hear that. It's unfortunate you'd aquire an allergy to soy with your lifestyle, but there are several things you can have to supplement it (not meaning meat).
mattmag 0
Ugh vegetarianism. Don't remind me of the most miserable 3 months of my life. At least I lost a lot of weight, but AT WHAT COST?
Rivlas 0
Eating meat is not a necessity, although if you avoid meat completely you have to make sure to get those nutrients that are easier accessed by it in some other form. Most Americans eat more meat than they should. I can't count the number of people I see order a taco with only meat and cheese. Meat should be eaten as a side dish not a main course, although I'm guilty of eating 16 oz steaks in a sitting myself. :p Also #249, the only animals I am aware of polluting our air, is the human animal. To quote agent Smith from the Matrix "Every animal on this planet, establishes an equilibrium between itself and its surrounding environment but you humans do not, instead you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource has been consumed, and the only way you can survive is to simply, spread to another area." Besides the vast majority of our oxygen is produced in the ocean by algae, and they in turn take in our CO2. Also you can eat vegetables with protein (see beans), so I'm not sure what your friend is eating.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
#73 I'm a Vegetarian, and I'm a Republican. #71 Proudliberal stfu! How is Mccain racist? I bet you're one of those people who constantly pull the RACE card! I hate those people.
xox_what_now 0
I hate proud liberal With a passion
xsamuraixlbx 0
#251, I can see your point. Humans do pollute the air more than anything, but cows do as well. Instead of trying to explain an awkward scenario, just follow the link. Just remove the spaces. http:// www. cbsnews. com/stories/2005/08/02/tech/main713257.shtml I'm not sure how credible it is, but I'm sure we're not the only ones contributing to pollution. And to tell you the truth, I'm not sure what she's eating either. =] I always just called it "rabbit food" and went about my business.
YankfanZZTop22 0
YDI for being a vegetarian....hippie
VegHead13 0
Omg that SUCKS! Are u staying a vegetarian??
Endymion_fml 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Meat is awesome.