By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 393
You deserved it 39

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Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

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Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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ranki- You have no life OP-Your dad is immature and pathetic. You should have left him at the police station to teach him a lesson.

i dont get it.... you wouldnt say that if your kid was with the police, it was only candy its not like he murdered someone

how do you get caught stealing candy?! its like the easiest thing to steal!

Oh you're hardcore, kewlcat. You know how to steal, I'm so impressed by your street cred.

LOL! Well candy is small,that is unless he was stealing the king size bars =)

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

haha im srry but this is funny but yea fyl

i wasnt trying to imply im hardcore, but who hasnt stole candy before? like when they were a teenager...

Jesus, #28 who shoved a stick up your ass?

KEWLCAT YOU r a liar and Dickbag

If you count the big jar of mints and gum for free at restaurants in which I often take handfuls, then yes, but not from a store.

never stole candy... I did enjoy stealing "slippery when wet" signs

hahaha lol

Me. Sorry 'bout that. :)

you and me both

I'm 16 and as a teenager I haven't stolen anything even candy.

i have. its very easy to steal. sometimes, the store doesnt even care.

ROFL Kay way to admit stealing :]

Um, normal people? Even if it's something small, people lose a lot of money when people steal things. Even small toys were paid for by the store.

This comment just made my day. It is made of sheer win.

My dad is Mr. Brooks. Whether or not he murders people is still a question, but doesn't change the last name.

uh, most people i know haven't stolen candy.

I am a teenager, and I never have and never will, you should, 1. Learn how to spell. 2. Quit trying to be "cool" stealing will never be cool. Only moronic and idiotic.

Yes, we do care if you bloody steal from our store. You see, all these kids think stealing something here and there is no big deal but if 20 kids do it a day then by the end of the month, the store is short hundreds of dollars. It might seem like a small, tiny thing but it adds up and we're the ones who get screwed. There are always consequences. You might not care but if it happened to you, you sure as hell would care.

#2 That is Pathetic and immature but pretty funny like if I had seen that I would have laughed so hard but I would have told someone. OP you should take your dad to a discipline class or Community service to straighten him up.

what do you mean -1 has no life? your second dumb ass... im sure you were trying to first too.

Yeah, this guy has the right idea.... Seriously, once you're past the age of lik, 10, it's sad that even the thought of stealing candy of all things would even cross your mind.... What about a car or something more like that?

OMG how intresting to know --' anyway OP it might becous whenhe was little et couldn't do it so he wanted to try ;)

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

i think ur dad might be a pedophile

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Get a life... who has time to do this?? x_x

oh my god *saves*

Your mum didnt seem to mind, #130. Jealous cos you cant do it bro?

Hahaha! That was great, #128! XD

#128, you rock.

DOING IT WRONG is in the same context as DO NOT WANT. :D

wow you think stealing a candy is easy no way at this place i go you got a better chance at stealing a porno than a candy

For any reason or just because he is a compulsive stealer? FYL

who carescifches first

LOL my dad taught me to steal candy haha it's not that uncommon

Oh my God, that's just funny.

i agree! this is hilarious!

It should be on MLIA!

Was he stealing from a baby?

Thnx. tht made me lol.

It's not a FYL because your father has no grounds to EVER criticize your life choices again. It's like shaking an Etch-a-Sketch of parental judgment.

YDI for not testing your dad for Alzheimers.

#10 what the fuck?! OP - FYL dude. Just goes to show. Maybe stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as they say XD

what the fuck? Dumbass. OP, FYL that sucks. But really is hysterical.

Is your dad the candyman?

Lolz I agree with said nickname. The illustration is epic XD If this happened to me, I think that when I got there I would have died laughing. But maybe that's just the image of my in-the-army dad stealing something as trivial as candy