Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
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Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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xXSweetNightmare 0
haha, wow
Goaliebeast 0
you fail
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SteelersBaby 0
LMAO!!
xxemogirlxx1993 0
wow I bet he/she was pissed when you slapped them
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
lol I had a dream that I was peeing and wondered if people have ever accidently peed while dreaming that. fortunatly I never wet the bed. must be strong muscles or awesome bladder control.
LilAfo 4
2nd that one :/
mayhemxphoto 0
LOL WOW
xFaust_fml 12
I had a dream like that when I was like, 10. I was so embarrassed that ever since I go at least two times to the toilets and don't drink anything in the hour before bedtime. I guess OP will do the same from now on. FYL, this is one of my worst fears.
XoXkXoX 0
I hate those peeing dreams. they always really make you go pee
ButterflyAwayNow 1
that happened to me once when i was really young...i had a dream i was peeing and i woke up and the bed was wet :/ i got in trouble though cos it was one of those electric heated matresses...lol
J1bbl3 3
I don't understand how you can wake up pissing and not wet the bed at the same time.
perdix 31
You could be soaking your nightgown/pajamas/Depends with piss and get up before it soaks through to the sheets. It's just a hypothesis, I don't have any experience with this phenomenon. . . I sleep soundly through the entire piss. (jk)
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for being too clumsy and not having enough control over your body so you almost pee yourself in your sleep.