Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML
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Huevo_fml
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nice going
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MasterModeraor
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sounds like things r going along well
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flomysta9
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if you would have stayed in the kitchen like a good female, this wouldn't have ever happened. ;)
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meepmerp
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Sexist asshole
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permanentxmarker
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If he was a nicer guy,
he wouldve helped you get the necklace outt.
he deserves to have coffee spilled on him.
yeeeeeh. [;
he wouldve helped you get the necklace outt.
he deserves to have coffee spilled on him.
yeeeeeh. [;
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monsooneth
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It might have happened too fast for him to try and help.
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crownme
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#2 I didn't think of that but your absolutely correct lol
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MeganH0LLYW00D
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Hahahahha. x)
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Pirate_argh
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Hope you had a nice date
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Klee999
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Maybe it was a nice way to break the ice?
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plethora
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Or melt it entirely.
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Katzilla_dances
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Oh well, laugh about it. If you can laugh at yourself you will never feel ashamed (:
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melikeulongtime
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Confused! After walking up to him, you stepped on the table and caught your necklace???
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twindaddy
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Is this a romantic comedy?
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elle12
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yeah but at the end of those they end up together....
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Sappheyes
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Well I hope only the chain was broken, and he wasn't burned! In the future it might be easier to unlatch the chain and take it off first.
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bhatia26
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good work
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hawkiiz
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so... did he have a boner?
he wouldve helped you get the necklace outt.
he deserves to have coffee spilled on him.
yeeeeeh. [;