By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 16:46 - Egypt

Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML
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Same thing different taste

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poolshark 0

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

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false_swipes 0

He's a keeper. Just prove him wrong. :)

Well you better not make him miss his flight.

poolshark 0

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

brydeec 0

#1 I didn't know FML made it all the way to Egypt!

I'd "lose" the necklace and HIM real fast.

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