FML : Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us....

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Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 18 May 2009 16:46 / Egypt

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By poolshark | 0

#209644 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

By purple5 | 0

#209675 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:25

Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

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By false_swipes | 0

#209628 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:19

He's a keeper. Just prove him wrong. :)

By JohnFR33M4N | 0

#209631 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:20

Well you better not make him miss his flight.

By Amandaisdreaming | 7

#209641 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

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By poolshark | 0

#209644 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

By genius_man16 | 0

#209645 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

Well... did it work?

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soccerfreak878 | 0

#972585 - Thursday 1 April 2010 12:36

haha #6 was epic!

By brydeec | 0

#209646 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

What a fucking douche.

By ohhboyy | 0

#209648 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:22

#1
I didn't know FML made it all the way to Egypt!

By lame16 | 0

#209652 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:22

...i don't get it =(

By B00_fml | 0

#209655 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:22

I'd "lose" the necklace and HIM real fast.

By vanityinsanity | 0

#209659 - Monday 18 May 2009 23:23

haha well its true...

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ambersayshii123 | 17

#7657080 - Thursday 5 July 2018 10:21

for some women, not all

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