Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML
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poolshark
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Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...
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purple5
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Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!
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false_swipes
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He's a keeper. Just prove him wrong. :)
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JohnFR33M4N
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Well you better not make him miss his flight.
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Amandaisdreaming
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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poolshark
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Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...
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genius_man16
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Well... did it work?
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soccerfreak878
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haha #6 was epic!
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brydeec
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What a fucking douche.
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ohhboyy
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#1
I didn't know FML made it all the way to Egypt!
I didn't know FML made it all the way to Egypt!
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lame16
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...i don't get it =(
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B00_fml
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I'd "lose" the necklace and HIM real fast.
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vanityinsanity
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haha well its true...
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ambersayshii123
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for some women, not all