Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.
abceasyas123abc 12
Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?
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Comments (60)
DanielleinDC 33
Well, at least you found out early on that he's a complete douchebag.
_mashaaa 5
Hahahaha I'm Russian, I should be in that catalog!
yenze 18
Russian order brides have catalogs?! I thought it was just online
tuckit 28
Well, did you pick one?
dudeman1212 22
Well did you?
fantasyworld 37
Good that you figured out how much of a jerk he is early on.
alex_gen 39
Sex on the first date. You're classy.