Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Top comments
Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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Comments (83)
dyld921 2
Yeah, get over the fact the she totally ripped the skin from her lips off her face!
Asdas_fml 0
You could've waited 5 seconds and it would've melted enough to unstuck your lip.
papaicey 0
yeah, she could have. but she doesn't have a. time machine, now does she?
Suckstbeyou 0
um, today I hurt myself just standing there. I'm an idiot. fml.
LittleMel4 0
um exactly how cold was this Popsicle that it got so stuck to your lip you had to rip it off? YDI
underwater_fml 4
it happened before to me, so it's VERY MUCH possible and it was a very frozen popsicle... so I know how the OP feels -sigh-
Failzoid 0
BUT YOU'RE CANADIAN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE COLD!
autumntulip 0
In the winter, yes. But since it's June, we wouldn't necessarily expect to become attached to something cold/frozen. FYI it's not ALWAYS cold in Canada.
demongirl15 0
take a joke maybe?
Failzoid 0
I was kidding.. I live in Canada. In the sweltering heat of T.dot
aback 5
Sometimes bad things happen because it makes God laugh.
babybarb 0
Win
lyndis_fml 0
Next time, just wait for it to melt.
1bored 0
To #3 wth he mispelled one word and u already assumed he is french? Jaja lol
dralven 0
Why not just respond directly to #3?
pommeblossom 0
Never rip it off! It won't be stuck there forever!
autumntulip 0
@underwater: Same here, the popsicle was very frozen. Wow, a bunch of you guys are really mean. Almost the exact same thing happened to me yesterday, but I didn't bite into the popsicle. And I finished it because it was cherry. :)