Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Top comments
Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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pwnrzero 0
anyone notice #2 isn't really #2, but really #4? either this website has glitches, or people hack!. i wanna know how!
redbluegreen 41
I don't know what you're talking about. It looks just fine to me.
australiaaaa 0
its #2, the 2 above it are replies to #1. it just seems like it should be #4.
idaworst 0
thats means he was the 4th to comment but he replied to 1
Bryan_Z 0
use saliva my friend
wellchit 0
what kind of ****** up Popsicle's do you eat? Should sue them for making popsicle's to cold, kind of like that old lady who sued mcdonalds for hot coffee, work the system ;)
Tsukasa_fml 0
As I understand it that coffee was so hot it caused third-degree burns when she spilled it, and she only sued for the cost of the medical expenses they refused to pay. Snopes doesn't seem to have an article on it though.
Kristoffer 35
Randy Cassingham did a writeup of the story for his "TRUE Stella Awards" website and newsletter. http://www.stellaawards.com/stella.html
wellchit 0
that coffee may have caused 3rd degree burns, but its boiling hot water its understandable that it would burn you and cause severe burns, and she made millions for suing them for what happened, thats why there are "Caution" and "Warning" labels on things, because people are idiots.
cheech_fml 0
Hey, I moderated this one. that sucks though dude, FYL
crazysk8guy 0
U could of just put warm water where it was stuck
Nuns_FTW 0
I'm thinking of a word that starts with a B and ends in a S. anyone know what it is?
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
bees?
idaworst 0
bananas
Nooo_fml 0
bollocks
ohhhhshizzz 0
BS?
NoMercy_fml 0
Oh you french *****. You fail all the time.
Tripodi 0
this isnt an fml, this is stupid
lich_fml 0
I feel for you D: i used to do stuff like this all the time haha.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Are you seriously THAT stupid to rip your lip off of something it got frozen to?? Wow you deserve it.