Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
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Joshbyegosh 0
What's with all spam
anniesaysbueno 0
I agree with #53
doof_fisch 2
My title for this post is: "Beaver and Butthead"
hey2341 0
i'm guessing he wasn't that horrified, seeing as he just so HAPPENED to be staring up at the ceiling. i bet he knew u were in there and decided to stare thru the hole in the ceiling at the chick in the shower.
YOMAMMA4eva 0
OH MY GOD SUCKS FOR YOU AND FOR HIM
mrodrigu7 1
it's quite possible that that's the only shower in her house && she did not now that the guy was over. I mean if there's a big hole in the ground are you just going to stop showering until it's covered up?
1234five 0
If he's hot then what's the problem? Jk that is very awkward
buunana 0
My verdict is: a) horror due to you sporting a mushybushy. So dude, shave your vag, soon. Come on, it's summer. b) horror due to the sheer shock of seeing your friends sisters ****** staring down upon you. Maybe even some water dripped on him as you stepped out of the bath. Ewwy. (I'm a girl thats why ew :D) c) fake horror? Doubt it. I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. d) THAT'S SO AWKWARD and FIX YOUR FLOORHOLE GIRL. e) Keep a towel at standby at all times. It can only help. (hihihi. I'm comment 169.)
malnourished_pig 5
hihihi ur comment 177
wbrycem 0
Man. If I saw my friend's sister's ******, I'd be doing some serious fist pumping
kaykay5833 0
#130... that's exactly what I thought !