notyoueallie
United States
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Praise the Lord
Today, at 7am on a Saturday, my next door neighbor set up a preacher guy with a mic and large speaker. It's 2pm, and I can still hear him screaming about Jesus through my foam insulated walls and $300 noise canceling headphones. I can't sleep, and I'm injured so I can't leave home. That's my Shabbat ruined! FML
Anonymous
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Noise Annoys
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
shadowsorel
Chicago, United States
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
tnh
United States
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
shadow1248
Stamford, United States
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
tireedddddd
United States
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
holycow
United States
Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
Anonymous
Lille, France
Lost in music
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Boom boom boom
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
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ladyluck82 9
I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol
perdix 31
Why couldn't you Handel that?
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perdix 31
Why couldn't you Handel that?
justbemellow 0
Lmfao!
kfrizzle2 4
LOL! That was gold. If i could thumbs up you, the button would have been severely click raped.
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
you should wake THEM up one morning blaring Heavey Metal and Grunge... you know the 'devils music' ;)
Einthe 0
Or Lady Gaga!
Ludii_fml 0
49 i think that's a little too harsh :S
Smeagol648 0
which version? Leonard Cohen/ Paramore/Alexandra Burke
abstar 0
jeff Buckley??
fauna80 0
Love Jeff Buckley's version...I thought that's what song OP was referring to, but it's not a Christian song, people.
BonJovi821 3
*ahem* Bon Jovi's, anyone?
fauna80 0
I haven't heard Bon Jovi's version
OwNowBrownCow 0
I actually really like Bon Jovi's version the best. My mom plays Bon Jovi everyday.
lky830 0
are we talking Handel or Rammstein? now I'm really curious
bumgum1 0
#6 u like commenting on FML's with parts from FML's don't u
boopityboppity 11
You have an acute sense of the obvious.
SenoraC 0
This isn't a big deal. Everyone has been woken rather rudely at one point in their life. You are no different or special.
lky830 0
for real 29. I used to get woken up every day by my roommates cat making noises like a baby/parakeet hybrid getting beaten with a hammer. classical music would be welcomed in my house
bumgum1 0
I havnt yet bitch
emmiekinz 0
what? XD I don't really get this FML, but I'm lmao.
foxxxybabe21 0
it's a sign from god!!! lmfao where ya going? to he'll if ya don't change haha jk fyl
shadowrobot 2
that's y u need a paintball gun