Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Anonymous
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Anonymous
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
monkey2069
Elgin, United States
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Pratik_ra
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
2broke4ajoke
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
dammit33
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
goin4broke
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
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BelleElle_fml 5
Which is exactly why you're working.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to give the loan sharks a visit!
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trollsemen 8
Go to college. Study science: Be one rich ************.
toastyjustice 5
Cause 5 dollars can put you through college
LolMoqz 10
Step One: Go to college Step Two: Study hard. Step Three: ???? Step Four: PROFIT!!!
skinthesnakes 6
wow you made bank in tips!
heyy17 10
Do you even have a bank account?
tylenol123 0
No, you cant have under $5 in your bank account
immortal628 20
Actually, my account currently has $1.01 in it. Thats less that 5, for those of you playing the home game.
raelynn00 4
Ya mine had exactly -.11 cents till I cashed my pay check and it was still opened
jimbobpro87 0
really lol in australia u can have a bank account in minus for over 6 months befor they even care lol
malpal8 3
uhh, yeah you can. If you can't I'd suggest switching banks. Most ofthem just need a positive balance,
BigShOtz07 5
I suggest saving more...
loserman67 36
Tipped for what? Serving a drink, a meal, driving a cab, giving a BJ? - details man, details
TopherRocks 2
I work retail, it was for a furniture carryout.
hiLife808 0
BIG BALLIN!! ;)
twisted54 1
Smashin. Makin my ends. Smokin big killa gettin high in the Benz....:)
Tookie22 5
100% Profit sounds WAY better than I'm broke. don't worry bro it happens to everyone sometimes. blame the economy bills and probably the fact that you are stuck in a sh!TTY job that doesn't pay you enough. FYL
DaRito 25
FYL? He could take any other job or have done better in high school. Blaming the economy is typical on FMLs like this.
BroSkii69 8
CALL JG WENTWORTH! 877 CASH NOW
yamatelle 19
Goddamn it 22! We said the same thing at the same time!
screamo_neve 12
*23
yamatelle 19
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now! Call JG Wentworth 877-cash-now!
CMichael 0
JG Wentworth? Cash NOW?!
DjeePee 25
Hmm, I voted FYL (because you might be poor thanks to bad luck) and YDI (because you might be poor because you have spend all your money). More information would be nice.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Not really. We don't want to know OP's life story...