Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Anonymous
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Anonymous
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
monkey2069
Elgin, United States
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Pratik_ra
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
2broke4ajoke
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
dammit33
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
goin4broke
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
Top comments
BelleElle_fml 5
Which is exactly why you're working.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to give the loan sharks a visit!
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Comments (107)
babynurse11 0
Well put your tip in your bank account then
funkyspacemonkey 0
What's up?
crazyaces89 7
I have less than that in my checking acct rite now lol
hoonyer 17
Why are you complaining? You more than doubled the amount of money you have in your bank account :D
vieeev 4
Good for you!
SteveTheJanitor 6
Tryin to pick up girls on FML. Wow. That is the lowest of all lows...
ShadoSniper 7
Haha!
Capt_Awesome137 0
Stop spending all your damn money and maybe you might have more.
Justincolon22 15
I agree
TopherRocks 2
I don't actually spend much. I put most of it in to help my family out.
blackestfire 7
You doubled your savings!
kai_ngo 0
YDI for not having a financial plan. Then again, it could be your first day on the job. If not, YDI.