Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Anonymous
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Anonymous
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
monkey2069
Elgin, United States
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Pratik_ra
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
2broke4ajoke
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
dammit33
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
goin4broke
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
Top comments
BelleElle_fml 5
Which is exactly why you're working.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to give the loan sharks a visit!
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Comments (107)
k1ngd1ck 0
Time for u to be a stripper
digibenho 0
yeah OP... your life is ****** because you got $5... not really
lidsthesquid 4
Don't worry , things will get better :D
champjb 0
i guess you can put a down payment on a wallet
nellienicole 1
I would say what are you spending all your money on...but times are hard, I understand. Start savin!!
redfinton22 9
It's your money - use it when YOU need it! Rabbits
MichaelReyes1 3
read my bio :3
skyblue427 1
Well look on the bright side ur 5$ richer then befor!!
mikelust1977 7
whoopdie ******* doooooo
zach456 0
more than what the us has now