Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Anonymous
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
Anonymous
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
monkey2069
Elgin, United States
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Pratik_ra
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
2broke4ajoke
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
dammit33
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
goin4broke
United States
Sharing is caring
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
Top comments
BelleElle_fml 5
Which is exactly why you're working.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to give the loan sharks a visit!
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ShelbyyCakess 0
The economy sucks! But that's another 5 bucks into your bank account. Good luck, OP.
liquidSELECT 0
Times are hard buddy dont sweat it
ultra_notorious 26
that blows man. ever consider prostitution to raise some additional capital?
brianjman14 23
1. Study the World's Greatest Blackjack Book. 2. Go to Las Vegas. 3. WIN $80,000!
ShelbyyCakess 0
Where will he get the money for the book? Or the trip to Las Vegas? Lol.
brianjman14 23
His father's car is how he will get there and he probably already has the book.
Weetart 8
Start saving, no one is going to be able to save for you except yourself. Duh!
WoahItsPaulie 0
I think there's an open corner next to mine.... haha
oops_im_fucked 8
Now go spend it on a $5 lottery ticket!
That0therguy 4
But life goes on. But not for poor old Tom.
BrianAlarcon 0
Thats a nasty sandwich!(x
BrianAlarcon 0
How much does your boss pay you?...
SluggerJ 7
That's sad OP.