Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
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lyvingvamp 15
how exactly could you not feel that?
red225 14
Where can one find this DVD?
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Comments (110)
perdix 31
3-1/2 hour dance concert? That sounds extremely tedious, even with camel toe. For that amount of time, I'd require total nudity . . . and a bottomless cup of coffee.
zandalee 20
Perdix, you never fail to make me giggle. Merry Xmas and a randy new year to you. X
taurosx3 2
Any chance of putting that online?
Larsh 4
In sure you made many new friends and admirers - enjoy your new fan base!
marramrammar 2
Can you send us a clip :-)
SWC_Penguin 17
I guess you haven't noticed, but most dance concerts are a veritable smorgasbord of bouncing boobs, spandexed butts, jumping crotch-flashes, camel-toes, and male super-bulges. In other words, I doubt you stood out to the audience.
evilvagina 9
any chance that film is on sale?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
what day is it
Raging_hamster 5
Let me guess. You were wearing tights because you thought it would look hot?
littlekellilee 45
If it was a concert she probably had a costume that was relating to the plot or scenery. She likely didn't choose it herself. And if she did it was probably dance clothes, not sex appeal clothes. Unless her dance concert was burlesque.
The_Cool_Dude 5
That took a long time
skittyskatbrat 19
Don't stress. Really. I'm sure the camera wasn't up-close crotch-shot focusing. Most people watching such a video will be watching their kid or their friends, not eyeballing you closely to check for a camel toe. Unless you had neon arrows pointing down to it...deep breath. If it was THAT obvious, the other dancers would have given you a heads-up. If anyone else did notice and they are tactless enough to reference it, be ready with a comeback. "You know, you're the only person that's said that. I guess everyone else was too busy watching the show to stare at crotches."
Zebediabolical 45
Dance is very competitive. I think they would deliberately not give OP a heads up if they saw a cameltoe.