Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
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tonyDlolli
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maybe her period was more important than you
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EMZIIE
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Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?
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EMZIIE
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Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?
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AlexZB
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then do what everyone else does, go to people while dancing, and then make it awkward for them
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0neiric
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At least it wasn't an ugly chick
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dabears1011234
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At least it wasn't an ugly chick who said no!
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JarJarBinks_fml
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This is when you know you're not good looking. But hey, luckily looks aren't everything
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amy397123
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Reality check,
Yes they are.
Sad, but true.
Yes they are.
Sad, but true.
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heyhoe_fml
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unfortunately they are until people hit the late 30-40 mark
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rakkan56
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i agree with 10 and 23, sadly, no one gives a shit about your personality anymore, looks ARE everything to be honest. which sucks for alot of people
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ohforfucksake
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Thats because you are ugly...F your life.
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tonyDlolli
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maybe her period was more important than you
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markymark1429
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OP - all of the sudden? wtf
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jomo111
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#4 that was original and funny (my applause)
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redbluegreen
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"I guess that's a good thing, because I'm not very comfortable dancing with another guy."
Seriously, if she's going to diss you, isn't it fair game to say something back? That is, unless you've graduated out of middle school. But you don't dance. Right?
Seriously, if she's going to diss you, isn't it fair game to say something back? That is, unless you've graduated out of middle school. But you don't dance. Right?
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friedpwnadge
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Hey man if your friends don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
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Razox
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aww cheers.
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HugBunny
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awww thats pretty sad dude, getting owned by some hot chick. fyl
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HurriKaty
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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lovesthesun
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agree! boohoo she was a bitch. that happens!
next time go pick a girl and don't wait for one to pick you!
next time go pick a girl and don't wait for one to pick you!
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curryndricegirll
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if i weren't already convinced this was written by a twelve year old girl, her username is a song from high school musical. OP, fail.
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mnkyc_mnkydo
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intimacy is a word not just a name of a song, and why do you know its a song from high school musical
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Saromo
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#22 You just miscartied. Twice.
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dunabunk
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I don't dance is the user name it's from High School Musical 2
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lmfaowww
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what do you want? her to urinate all over your lap while you dance? she could've been meaner.
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R0flCopter
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Fail