Intimacy: Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend...

By Idontdance - 23/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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Inferiority complex

By jakob the small twink - 22/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I pulled up to a party/house rave. I was told there were a decent amount of women there. I guess they'd all left by the time I arrived. The only girl I saw there was my ex-girlfriend, who left me without a trace last month, dancing with a bunch of guys who were all physically way bigger than me. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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tonyDlolli 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:12

maybe her period was more important than you

EMZIIE 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:08

Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?

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EMZIIE 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:08

Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?

AlexZB 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:25

then do what everyone else does, go to people while dancing, and then make it awkward for them

0neiric 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:47

At least it wasn't an ugly chick

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:16

At least it wasn't an ugly chick who said no!

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:10

This is when you know you're not good looking. But hey, luckily looks aren't everything

amy397123 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 13:02

Reality check, Yes they are. Sad, but true.

heyhoe_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:32

unfortunately they are until people hit the late 30-40 mark

rakkan56 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:21

i agree with 10 and 23, sadly, no one gives a shit about your personality anymore, looks ARE everything to be honest. which sucks for alot of people

ohforfucksake 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:10

Thats because you are ugly...F your life.

tonyDlolli 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:12

maybe her period was more important than you

markymark1429 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:48

OP - all of the sudden? wtf

jomo111 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:19

#4 that was original and funny (my applause)

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:12

"I guess that's a good thing, because I'm not very comfortable dancing with another guy." Seriously, if she's going to diss you, isn't it fair game to say something back? That is, unless you've graduated out of middle school. But you don't dance. Right?