Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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ThuNDeY 23
Anyone else wondering who puts TP in the trash?
dragoongirl90 34
I would just leave rather than use used paper! Yuck! Disgusting!
8dhollis 7
Ok who puts used toilet paper in the trashcan, your supposed to flush it