Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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Comments (178)
Imaginationn 6
Why do you keep soiled toilet paper? does your toilet not flush?
askingandy 23
What is with everyone assuming she's in her own bathroom? How could she have gotten stuck in her own bathroom? And you think she wouldn't have been well aware of where to look for extra toilet paper? Even if it was, I'm sure she doesn't throw toilet paper with human waste on it. It was probably paper with just mucus or something on it.
Sweetpea22 14
Gee, the OP says "I had to reach my hand into MY small trash can" Using that, we can hypothesize that the OP was probably in their own bathroom
worldclassrager 39
Always check...but normally they are pretty well stocked...
Dsweetheart88 2
Thats nasty! Thats how U T I get started. Next time be more careful
zarrie_carrie281 21
oh that's just nasty...
deeko2006 8
awwwwww man that's rough
teresa96706 29
what kind of house/personal bathroom uses toilet seat covers??
elmotheemily 5
Why do you have used toilet paper in the trash can..?
MadisonDerp 16
Well.. Unless you had diarrhea you don't really NEED it.. Not enough to use someone's used TP..
chanelleyy 26
that sucks op, but lesson learned ! look before you leak !