Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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Comments (178)
olpally 32
Three rolls on the counter, unless you're blind, you should've seen those there. YDI, moron.
Enslaved 36
Great! Now your comment makes me wonder how blind people know when their asses are clean? :P
olpally 32
Oh enslaved, you had to go to the next level, didn't you? Hahaha. :P now you got me wondering, shit. Lol.
Harpy20 24
They probably sniff it to be sure.
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI....that's all I can say
abitabanana 8
Two words - drip dry! Used toilet paper...the horrors!
awkwardloveannie 28
but let's say op is a girl(from my phone I don't know) and they're on their period. drip dry isn't a good choice
Typicall 21
Reminds me of friends... anyone else?
awkwardloveannie 28
you technically had toilet paper you just didn't see it
agentx52 13
you can get an std like that
xTrepidation 14
I'm confused as to why used toilet paper was even in the trash can. Do we not flush it down the toilet anymore??
iluvpeanutbutter 22
It's common in a lot of Asian countries (in more rural areas, anyway) not to flush toilet paper, and throw it in a bin instead, then sluice the toilet bowl. I'm not sure why someone in New York would be doing that, though! Unless the 'soiled' tissues in the bin were ones that had used been before for blowing noses, or wiping stuff up?
tjohnson19 6
more than likely OP lives with Mexicans, they usually are the ones that don't flush toilet paper. I live with a couple of them so I am speaking from experience
hockeygoalie13 15
Some people have septic tanks and don't like to flush toilet paper because it takes up more space and then they have to pay to get the tank emptied more often. Also, in areas with flat land toilet paper can clog the pipes, so they throw it in a waste basket instead.
monkeysuncle213 6
@#92 TP is biodegradable so it dissolves in the septic tank. Also regulations for laying waste pipe makes sure there's plenty of fall so the pipe won't plug. Sources-5 years as a septic system installer
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Toilet paper can be used as a form of Kleenex also.
Wizardo 33
You know I always look around a lot when I'm on the toilet since whenever I go I start contemplating endlessly about this almost infinite universe, you should try it next time...
flashback_fml 14
So you're saying that you're incredibly stupid.
ShyAnn29 14
I have done that before, it sure makes you feel stupid when you see the toilet paper rolls, or at least it made me feel stupid!