Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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SiegeOfTheSiren 9
This is one of those "Are you ******* kidding me?" kind of moments, from the OP's point of view. It happens to all of us at some point. :/ My REAL curiosity and frustration lies in this: Why in the nine rings of hell would someone ever place soiled toilet paper in a trash can/rubbish bin instead of flushing it down? I would think nobody wants to see that shit. (Literally.)
middlenamefrank 8
I was wondering about that myself. You see that sort of thing in some countries where the plumbing is very fragile, but that stuff's made to be flushable for a reason.
gemstone586 12
I've been to plenty of homes that you couldn't flush tp. It's not that rare. A lot of older homes have terrible plumbing that can't keep up.
TexasBitch 13
I you would read her ******* comment you would know.
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
Agreed.
Heathtastic 10
I think the real question is why you don't flush shitty toilet. You're gross op
carakustom 8
Its not an FML if you were in your own home bathroom.
tonjean1 5
This is gross on so many levels. Even your follow up didn't do you any justice. Just made you sound stupid.
TrynaBeGreedy 3
lol you poor thing
TheAngryPrincess 3
Gross. That's why some people carry tissue in their purse. Or check before sitting down...
kangx1 28
I didn't know girls wiped after peeing o.O
emirie 21
Wtf are you serious
The_ghetto_mango 25
I didn't know guys could be such morons. (I'm guessing you're a guy because of the way you phrased that.) OF COURSE we wipe. Who wants bacteria all over their private parts? Urine, feces, even menstrual blood can contain dangerous organisms that could potentially infect you. Do you WANT a reddened, irritated, itchy, and maybe rashy body part? I wouldn't.
Mauskau 35
Why are you throwing used toilet paper into a bin and not the toilet? o_O
angelwing13 5
1. Why did u use toilet paper from the fricken garbage?!?! You could've went to the kitchen and got like a paper towel or something. 2. Why was there used tp in the garbage? Don't u throw ur tp in the toilet when you wipe???