Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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Comments (178)
PurpleDrankkx 7
That's ******* gross!
Korra_fml 23
soiled toilet paper in the trash can? who in ur house wipes and throws it in the garbage instead of flushing?? and... GROSSSSSS... not to mention potential infection...
ironheart98 14
You mean to tell me you don't flush your toilet paper and you throw it in a trash can to smell up the bathroom ? That's kinda nasty
thomcmoore 23
Soiled toilet paper in the trash? As in someone already wiped with it and threw it away instead of flushing it?
rlb123 6
Yeah, you should probably get yourself checked out now...
thenewgirl29 20
Why was there soiled toilet paper in your trashcan? Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?
bellidona 15
O.o that's ******* gross! I would rather waddle to the next stall with my pants around my ankles !
arkin5 4
Why do you keep soiled toilet paper in a small trash can ?
JonDG 12
i guess you were too lazy to look around for toilet paper
lengi123 18
You put your used to in a trash can? why not flush it?