Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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Comments (178)
justconcon33 7
way to go dipSHIT, okay I'm done now
halex_fml 4
ahh the toilet paper rolls avenged again. muahaha
anonymousvoice 5
Well...you should of dubble checked before you went to the last resort.
goth_pixie 15
I always fear that so I check the stall if there's any before I even enter.
Airborn0280 18
Next time used you sock.
tekneeq 10
Pull up and out
SergeantSnuggles 12
dat naaaaasty.
ninja_darkstar 6
I hope you realize using soiled toilet paper ADDS to the dirtiness.
CayleeUpsideDown 1
Why didn't you just not wiped cuz that other person could have been sick like honestly that is just disgusting
wasliedtoasakid 22
Eww! You throw used toilet paper in the trash? I, a normal person, FLUSH IT down the toilet. Wouldn't it smell really bad!?!?