Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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TheCerealKiller 24
Look before you leak.
Welshite 39
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.
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Comments (178)
kumarina 35
You ALWAYS check before ypu go!
Aweh_Olivia 13
Maybe be more observant. It's really not that big of a deal, it happens to a lot of people !
BriannaMGK 15
I hope you took a shower after that.
jrock9093 18
Wow that sucks
NessaMae 19
Whenever I got to the bathroom if It's like an emergency and there is no toilet paper on the holder, I always look around the room and check cabinets first before making any bad decisions. But first off I check and see if there is a bathroom with toilet paper available. If It's not an emergency and there is no toilet paper, I wait until I have access to a restroom with some.
lb0812 18
Why was that even an option? That's worse than just not wiping, or using your sock, or.. or anything really.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
No Option
mrlopez 13
A sock with various amounts of foot-bacteria on it? No thanks
xxmollyxx 25
"My small trash can." So it was your own bathroom? Definitely makes it more of a YDI. Waddling to the shower surely would've been a better option.
cherylrenee 14
That's pretty gross... Next time look before sitting? :X
asparagus12 21
This post made me want to throw up.
Lindz2817 10
Oh my god. That is the most disgusting FML I've read to date