Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
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y33katelynballa 0
Holy super woman
maskedman 9
If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably wouldn't be pregnant.
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Comments (142)
lilovatch 4
Just go to the hospital. They'd understand.
mrmusicman97 4
dead babies
cmars3 7
That's very distasteful
2ndSucks 15
And you didn't call in sick because?
TheLastChild 8
Any one who thinks OP deserves this is a heartless bastard. Poor OP...
mrmetr 4
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AYLWARD0100 3
Fake.
Feklfekl2222 32
At least you weren't running through a forest at night when you tripped on a Barbwire fence and got hit by a car?????? I have nothing else to say except ................... OUCH!!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!
123jade456 0
haha i just read that fml
mrahhhhh 21
Workaholic. You're one of the thing is see wrong with America. That's not sarcasm, by the way.
Artemis138 9
I think rude people like you are what is wrong with this world. Show some sympathy, jerk.
sxe_beast 11
How is she a workaholic? She was called in because her boss was ill. They probably should have called in someone else. And what's wrong with being a "workaholic". You have to provide for your family. Its not like she's going to be working that much after the baby is born. My father is a "workaholic", but he's the only one with a salary in our household. Mother takes care of the kids and the household while he works...
cj7jeep 1
Dude workaholics are what make this country work! Lazy bums like you sitting around all day watching the simpsons are what's wrong with this country.
nerdfighteria 7
Actually, idiots like you are what's wrong with America.
ShyAnn29 15
Hmm
shay1813 0
40- exactly! And it's those same lazy asses who sit around doing nothing and expect stuff to be handed to them on a silver platter while the rest of us work for our money! Sorry, I had to vent
tona01 16
I say ydi because she is a pregnant lady with a fever, that didn't go to the doctor, and instead went to work
anencephalic 14
Actually, from a foreigners perspective, oil spills, redundant warfare and malfunctioning health care system is what is wrong with the U.S.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Guess what, my dad's a workaholic, these people are exactly what we need to help this rundown economy, that and consumers and money, america is not ****** because we have workaholics, america is ****** because we have lazy bums like you, so shut up you combustable bag of dicks.
Wolveslikepie 4
i think the the that's wrong with america is the damn democrats with their system of taking the working man's money and giving it to fat lazy bums who then have tons of kids they can't take care of just to get more free money!
Wolveslikepie 4
i think the the that's wrong with america is the damn democrats with their system of taking the working man's money and giving it to fat lazy bums who then have tons of kids they can't take care of just to get more free money!
sxe_beast 11
@73- Yay for having really good insurance =S?! It saddens me knowing that such a large population of our country does not have health insurance. I wish I could share mine.
TheNewGuy03 29
THE_A_TEEN: Stop stealing my lines.
meggs2209 0
sxe_beast, u are usually the only one with any sense. I thank you for that. You're defientely one of my favorite commenters!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thenewguy3 sorry, my cousin put that on there left my profie activated on his computer.(dont ask) i'm going to personalize my comments so you would tell the difference between his and mine ( ok)
misshighjinks 5
You are amazing! But ahould probably take some time off, it sounds lile you are dealimg with a lot...
biglittlehead 12
Quit complaining.
shay1813 0
OP and/or her unborn child could of been seriously injured! Jerk, you're the one who should stop complaining! :(
loveanthony645 5
I'd like to see you go through what she did. Only then, may you come back and be accepted.
princessbug 0
F THAT!!! go home!