By ScottishLad1 - 01/09/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
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ScottishLad1 3

This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.

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FlashBurn 13

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.

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FlashBurn 13

That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

yup, best advise when being attacked is be as gross as you can. urinate, crap yourself, fart, belch... it will startle most attackers so much they will back off. if you are in an area where help is close by and sure they are not armed, fight back to disable (ie kick to the nuts, punch to the solar plexus) and make noise to attract attention. don't fight and stick with being gross if there is any chance they are armed though, unless you can disable them for sure in one blow

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drawmesunshine 17

Or pull a Situation: ram your head into wall and knock yourself out.

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TheIllusionist 0

Solar plexus? You know your stuff bro

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Nitial 6

Well instead of insane, I go Super Saiyan

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doubleodoggy 0

Why give him advice now,if he has already been mugged??

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drawmesunshine 17

@154 This makes me happy.

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tj4234 35

or act as though it was turning you on.

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fmlikecrazy 0

Maybe they were gonna steal your clothes anyways.

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Ashle1gh 14

Aww, that sucks, OP. Tell us, how was the naked walk home?

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Cold, and it made him feel very self conscious.

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ScottishLad1 3

Very, very cold. Scotland isn't the warmest place.

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Airch 9

Mate it was roasting today, you on about? Could've got a great tan on the walk home.

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Daralea 21

until they produce a shovel and drag you to the woods

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