Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML
Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
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y33katelynballa 0
Holy super woman
maskedman 9
If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably wouldn't be pregnant.
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Comments (142)
daydreamer244 13
I thought they gave like time off for pregnant women at work!!??? this world these days. :P
EvilDave 13
OP, while it sucks that you have all those problems, YDI for going into work with a fever and after being in a wreck.
Notsocharmedlife 0
I can totally relate. Sorry...
AnthonyN 5
should have took the day off, I'm sure they'd understand.
JHunz 13
You really ought to be at your OB/GYN getting an examination right now, not posting to FML from work. Car accidents are a pretty bad thing to be in when pregnant.
shortyyyyy 0
That is one heck of an FML
Jenmaree 9
If you develop a fever when you have a UTI it can mean that the infection has spread to your kidneys (pyelonephritis). You need to seek medical attention. Especially since you're pregnant...
MiSCAMBRiA8296 2
THATS SUCKS ...BUT WHUT D0ES 0P MEAN....
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wow, there's a site called GOOGLE, it has your answers
OhJohnNo 1
Christ. What can go wrong, will go wrong.
Ashlynlongman 0
You need to go to the hospital to get your child checked out after all that