spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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kc1997kc 9
are you always a moron? everyone should pass those tests! I have passed those tests wasted!
mouse1 0
u deserve it for being retarded.
JayJay1995 1
wow you're not very smart.
allen2688 6
wow you got back from jail really fast just to submit this....
crush211 0
hah that's happened to me b4 lol twice.
imperialtl 12
you fail too
vintagelovenotes 5
imagine what you'd be like drunk then.
imperialtl 12
Unless you are both mentally and physically handicapped there is nothing on gods green earth that cam stop me from saying you fail at life.
Asuna_fml 0
Good thing those tests don't hold up in court. You must have been really nervous to have messed up the alphabet though. ;)
Sukimaye 0
This is stupid... are a retard driving?
osnapitzkay 8
wow.... they should of arrested u for being so stupid lol