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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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sneakers9394 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..

El_patron 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:03

haha dumbass

Comments

Hopersz 0

Friday 22 October 2010 17:44

I study the Law. Im letting you know right now that if you were arrested you can fight this and chances are you will win. However if they try to fight this the only info they ll have is that you argued with him cause he thought you had a weapon. Even that isnt enough info to win a case but with how u were treated then you have that chance

N0ir 0

Friday 22 October 2010 18:39

you should have just shown the tampon cause everyone knows girls bleed ♡

onewill2live 0

Friday 22 October 2010 19:28

No, the officer has every right to ask if there are any weapons present. She should have just said what it was. That's really not all that embarrassing.

spunky_gal 0

Friday 22 October 2010 20:37

its just a tampon.....

fearfulsymmetry 1

Friday 22 October 2010 20:59

This is probably one of the stupidest FML's I've ever read. are you 13? if that's the case, you should not be driving.

LittleMiss758 0

Friday 22 October 2010 22:26

your dumb! you'd rather get put in hand cuffs & arrested then tell the officer it was a tampon? how old are you? grow-up sheesh isn't not like you are in middle school you get what you deserve

mooshibear140 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:04

Even in middle school tampons aren't really a big deal.

starile 19

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:23

What were the charges for arrest? Also, you're a dumbass, it was just a tampon you got yourself arrested for. Should've just shown him instead of arguing.