By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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Airman1988 9

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

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Pentium_4 27

*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week

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Airman1988 9

Say no than ask him if he is ready to earn his red wings lol. Thats my sick joke of the day, bring on the thumbs down.

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laurabev 9

How could you not notice a big wet patch? Still, that does suck, OP. :/

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Jazzy_B34r 12

...so did u 0_o???

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naddification 7

"Show him your genitals, your genitals. Show him your genitals. (your Genitalia~)."

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Stahrgeyzer 8

Just pinch yourself, you're bound to wake up sooner or later.

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Bahahaha; youu didnt feel some unusually wetness?

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iliketurdles 7

This is almost to easy to make some sick wet joke. I should take this opportunity to point this out and ruin it so others can't make said joke. Here's one of mine though; She's usually wet down there anyway.. BAZINGA!

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

Say "Yes... And you're next" then just walk away laughing.

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ma77 9

FYL OP, but that call is funny as hell!

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

There must of been a party in her pants that turned violent.

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xbella 8

well at least he let you know, in his own unique way, but he told you.

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