Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML
Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Today, my physician, a known drunk himself, told me I was drinking too much and I should quit before my kidneys decide to divorce me and take the house and car with them. FML
Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing decided to "test the theory" that I can't drink alcohol due to a liver condition by mixing some into my drinks. He then complained that my ceaseless vomiting made his bathroom smell bad, and only took me to hospital when I started having a seizure. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor due to some gastric distress I have. I came out with directions to buy a blood pressure monitor, I'm prohibited from doing sports, and have a possible diagnosis of arterial hypertension which I am way too young to have. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML
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BlondePsycho 43
You can get liver problems if you mess around with pills. Same thing happened to my grandpa. Only one in my family who didn't drink a day in his life, but his doctors over-medicated him for a heart condition and he died from liver failure. I'd check any drugs you've been taking.
fatfaceunited 0
well now is the time to start!!!
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mike3e 0
you must've been taking lots of drugs (medicine) bc that also fcuks up your liver
lazorzpewpew 0
Props to #2! ;) Must be second hand alcoholism! FYL!
24788 7
You got it from your parents I'm guessing?
proteus_fml 0
Okay, people, stop concluding that HDI because he's taken too many pills. Evidently, a little medical knowledge is far worse than no knowledge. There is a fairly common condition known as NASH, or non-alcoholic steatohepatitis. It can occur by itself, but can be worsened by things like obesity and diabetes. NASH can progress to cirrhosis, though it is not particularly common. As such, transplants are not usually necessary. There is also a condition called autoimmune hepatitis, in which your body attacks your own liver for unknown reasons and without warning. This is a very serious condition and usually requires a transplant. If the OP has either of these conditions, FYL indeed.
iandevaan 0
I'm right there with ya #2 if you don't drink...A: your either stuck up or B: your a total fag
abix 0
You should start cooking meth
rjc2790 0
thats great u shuld start drinking now
that_guy321 2
how does anyone find a way to say YDI? like really... this is probably one of the best FML's so far though, not because it's funny, but because your life is TRULY ******.
eeee93757 0
WHO THE **** MODERATES THESE? You said it yourself, the disease is GENERALLY found in alcoholics! Why do you need to cry about having it just because alcoholics get it and you never drank?! I'm sorry if it's serious and good luck if you need a transplant or a surgery or anything but WOW...**** your life because you got a disease "generally" found in alcoholics? ******* retarded.
ladywaldo 0
I'd say now sounds like a good time to start