Miscellaneous: Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk... - FML

By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

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Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:37

You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"

MrsNrmnRckwll 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:05

I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.

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DACouture 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:06

You did it to yourself for getting fat

Makaloraii 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:18

I ******* hate people who post shit like this. "Today, my boyfriend said he didn't like my new dress. FML" ...then said it would look better on the floor and then we made love passionately, and he proposed. Tell the whole ******* story, you stupid piece of shit.

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 2 November 2009 3:44

Well actuallu makes it easier for police to Identify YOU from say an identity thieve... Or if your wanted etc etc etc...

hi_whats_up 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 6:25

Omg thats such a rude thing to say! We dont have weights on the licences, why?, Coz NZ is decent enough to know its personal lol! and maybe u've lost weight :D just think of it like that!

nirenna 6

Friday 25 June 2010 21:48

u couldve lost weight

underaegis 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:05

not the best idea till after your holding the lisence

yungcommy 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:24

fat people dont deserve to live

awesumsar 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:21

Omg maybe she meant that u lost weight????? She is not saying your fat just that weight has changed!!! God!!! Stop being so melodramatic!!!

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 22:38

Rude! Tell her she's fat.

snowboarder531 5

Monday 9 July 2012 0:54

Everyone has their weight in their license.

bonneh 0

Monday 10 September 2012 2:55

No they don't, depends where you are from.

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