OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Noname
Slovenia
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
FarisH
Jordan
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
braceface
United States
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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TCASE1994 0
It was free though?
thanks_asshole 2
multi tasking
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Comments (182)
ALQ_fml 13
Serious ouch. That's awful. I hope s/he didn't go too far into/all the way through your tongue. Maybe it's time for a new orthodontist. Bright side: the tongue heals extremely fast. You'll be fine in a day, two tops, is my guess.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP won't need a new one lol he got his braces off
IThinkItsAlright 7
94. You still need a retainer and they see if your teeth dont screw up again...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Ik but no braces >:D
RetardedChipmunk 7
Sue to cover the cost of those ridiculously expensive braces
THE_A_TEEN 28
You really are a retarted chipmunk. I'm not sure this situation is sue-able.
_Oblivion_ 12
You can, it's dental malpractice. He put a hole in the op's tongue
Joey44 15
#22, you can sue for pretty much anything these days, no matter how ridiculous. This is nothing like as stupid as some things I've heard of people being taken to court for.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
On an episode of "Judge Judy" a lady was suing her dog's haircutter for "cutting off too much hair". She claimed her "Little angel would never be the same again". :S
deviable 9
Yeah and Judy ripped her a new one for being an idiot.
Xxak907xX 0
I heard of a lawsuit where some lady sued a rapper for causing 9/11 and having a poker chip worth "Well over a hundred zillions of dollars." *facepalm*
TheCrazyCoach 0
So have you thought of what to put in the hole?
twofirstnames 12
Hehe, I once asked my mom what she would do if I got my tongue pierced. She said, "hell no!! You can get AIDS!!" -__- Haha idk how that has anything to do with this but I hope your orthodontist didn't mess things up too bad OP.
kheise4life 0
You cannot get aids from a tongue ring......
ProhibitionRose 14
Rofl yes you can! A lot of junkies that share needles can end up sharing all sorts of illnesses/diseases.
saIty 17
Look on the bright side; you got your braces off! TIME TO CHEW GUM 24/7 GUILT FREE! Until those damn retainers...
koolkat27 13
haha I still wear braces and chew gum. it doesn't stick to braces like you'd think.
Laurenlou 24
My dear friends, if you chew sugar free gum with braces, it does not stick and orthodontist have no problem with it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Very unprofessional on the dentists part.
frankboy 0
Stop being a panzy
Yourheadache 19
Really...?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm a panzy? 1) It's PANSY, you idiot 2) I did nothing wrong 3) At least i'm not the ine with the hidden profile. 4) Yes, really.
x_KL_x 7
SHIT HAPPENS.
DustyStorm 16
Doesn't happen in my office.....
urbanfarmgrl 0
It's an orthodontist smart one... Big difference
Seduisant 7
That's why I have a fear of dentists and orthodontists.
JordanMelissa 0
I know right! I always feel like they will break my teeth with the scrape thing xD
Okayitwasme 0
Funny how the Dr.s are never liable for stuff like that. You sign A waver incase they cut the wrong knee, poke the wrong eye and personally for me they filled the wrong tooth!
HomeAl0ne 20
My dentist filled the wrong hole for me too. Now I'm pregnant. Try claiming that on Medicare.
Tdevonner 0
Whattt? I wanna go to ur dentist n get my hole filled!
KiddNYC1O 22
Ouch. Sounds agonizing.
truehitman2010 0
sew his ass
mismonroe 0
Sew it shut?
Joey44 15
Sewing his ass shut would definitely be an inventive revenge, but potentially a bit disproportionate...
HetaliaFreak 10
This made me think of "The Human Centipede"........
chelseaaababyyy 17
36 - damn, i hate when i get here too late and someone beats me to it lol
alexloveyou_fml_fml 8
He may sue your ass for sewing his ass