Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Top comments
fknhoe 16
Guess she got you hook line & sinker
AyeJay101 25
Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.
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Comments (46)
shade34 19
I can't decide which is worse: being mugged by a hooker, or being mugged by a fake one!
aspecialspecial 21
Probably shouldn't have gone for a hooker then huh?
Mudge 11
these hoes ain't loyal
d3vil666 6
Ya they call it "trick rolling" pretty ****** up
citrusglass 22
Follow up? We need a backstory please, because this sounds ******* hilarious.
STFU01 14
How did you know she was faking it?