Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Top comments
fknhoe 16
Guess she got you hook line & sinker
AyeJay101 25
Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.
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Comments (46)
StarDust5921 16
It seems that you were tricked.
Shay_Shay97 23
I don't even... What? This one seriously needs a follow up.
Myeyesbleed 15
no it dosent
ImTheAlpha 30
At least you weren't arrested by a fake hooker. :D
Tomryan279 10
Hey at least she leave you stranded with no money and leave you naked at your mothers house forcing you to out on your mothers dress to chase after her. Oh wait that was in a episode of two and a half men
mccrightp 29
I need to know more about this. Were you purchasing her services? Was she just hanging around all Hooker-like and then she mugged you? DETAILS!!!!!!
mccrightp 29
Also, was it a guy or girl?
mm12344 8
Maybe you should stop hiring hookers.
fader48080 10
WHOA whoa whoa lets not get crazy now.
TweetAnne 13
What happened to all the honest hookers? Society these days *smh*
CliffyB03 28
I thought you said "face hooker" and I was extremely confused
robbanks34590 8
how?
cdconcan 4
At least you still got screwed ?